Aquarius is holding a vase, which pours new streams of inspiration to cultivate longevity, healing, and hope. Represented by the Star card in tarot, Aquarius can be visualized as a larger-than-life, mythical being with one foot firmly planted on the soil (representing a sense of being grounded) and one positioned in the water. Aquarius is represented by the water bearer (hence the "aqua"), the mystical healer who bestows water, or life, upon the land. As the last air sign in the zodiac, however, Aquarius takes these concepts to a whole other level. Intellectual, curious, and deeply social, the air signs (Gemini, Libra, and Aquarius) are passionate about interpersonal dynamics. And while Aquarius can often be found planning a revolution or proudly flaunting their funky fashion sensibility, they also have an often overlooked sensitive side that requires appreciation, support, and love.Īir energy is all about the mind. Of all the zodiac signs, Aquarius is undoubtedly the most innovative, progressive, rebellious, and humanitarian. As the eleventh and penultimate sign of the zodiac, Aquarius is actually the final air sign, which means it deals with air-related concepts (we'll get more into that momentarily) from a macro-perspective. I could certainly understand the confusion here - especially with "aqua" as the prefix - but once you get to know this zodiac sign, it becomes strikingly clear that Aquarius is an air sign. One of the most ubiquitous, albeit innocuous, errors is that Aquarius is a water sign. Wanna get high and drunk? Trust me.As you can imagine, I encounter a lot of misconceptions as a professional astrologer - not just regarding my career as a stargazer, but also relating to the technical aspects of astrology. Besides that, look at all these people! This place is always packed! There are other clubs to go to! Damn! But anyways don't you ever get bored just standing here and waiting for something to pop off? Must have a dull life to take up a job like this, buddy. I did it just to remind them what they are. Gemini: *blabbing out stuff to the security, who is clearly annoyed* Can I tell you about the time I turned into a dog? The first thing I did was take a dump on my enemy's porch! It was so worth it! Should've seen their face. Person: *gets easily attracted* Wanna go somewhere else?Ĭancer: *mumbles to self* Damn, I never realized how much of a dude/chick magnet I was. Person getting flirted on: *gets away from Cancer* Being drunk is too much.Ĭancer: *flirting with a bunch of people, but is terrible at it* Are- are you from Tennessee? C- Cause you- you're the only ten I see. Taurus: *drags them from group of people* Time for you to come with me and get high. *Watch Me (Whip/ Nae Nae) by Silento comes on*Ĭapricorn: You already know who it is! Silento! Silento! Silento! Watch me whip! *does whip* Watch me nae nae! *does nae nae* Watch me- *throws up all over a hot person* Leo: Cap, I hate you for taking my spotlight!Īquarius: Leo, you never had attention in the first place and you suck! I bet Beyoncé would be disappointed to see you ruining her songs!Īquarius: Nobody asked you to come on stage.Ĭapricorn: *too busy dancing to listen to Leo hate on them* People, come back here! I'm not done yet! I'm about to start singing Single Ladies! Random people: *starts a circle around Capricorn and cheering them on*Ĭapricorn: Hell yeah, people! Watch my amazing dance moves! *gets hyped up* Pisces and Libra: *cries a whole river, floods the club*Ĭapricorn: *super drunk and surprisingly dancing well* Pisces: I want your face so bad! *cries even more* Libra: No, you're hotter than me! I want your hair! Pisces: It's not fair! *sobs* Why are sandwiches so basic!? And how come you're hotter than me!? Pisces and Libra: *sitting at a table crying and complaining about random things* Scorpio: Leave me alone! If I want my free drinks, I'll get them!Īquarius: *sitting at the counter* You should tell that to the bartender you knocked out. Saggi: Hey Virgo! How bout you shut your piehole? Leo: *too busy being drunk and singing Beyoncé horribly while people are booing them off stage* Virgo: *the only sober one* Aries, get off that counter! Saggi, I'm not gonna have to tell you again! Stop grinding on random people! Leo, get off the stage! No one wants you there! Scorpio, stop pretending to be the bartender so you can get free drinks!Īries: *slurs* Last time I checked, you are NOT my parent, so STFU! Wanna know why I said that? Cause the fire signs plus Scorpio are doing some pretty reckless stuff that led to the crazy zodiac chain. The zodiac signs are in Club Constellation doing the usual stuff (drunk, high, dancing, wasted, etc.) having way more fun than they expected.
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